I finally found a new forever home for Tank. Meet Billy-Bob.
I actually put Tank up for sale last week but didn’t post my last entry until I knew it was a sure deal.
Just kidding, he’s staying. The plan was totally a GO until the email offers started rolling in and the jig was up. Tall mommy did NOT think it was funny and put the kibosh on the whole plan. She doesn’t let me post things on the internet, and claims it’s illegal to sell your brother on there. Who knew.
The dude in the picture is actually my Uncle Billy. Billy and Tank are pretty tight bros, and picture is just a random from happy hour. We were just messing around – they’re such jokers. Anyway, looks like Tank is staying, and we’re just going to have to find a good spin on it for my campaign. Peaches has some ideas so hopefully we’re good there.
Tank and I are back in the Carolinas again for some business just chilling with Lex and Billy for a few days. Things aren’t the same without Truman here, but we’re working through it.
Stay cool my babies,