Dudes, I have to tell you – I’m worried about Tank.
For the last few months Tank has been a changed man. He eats his food (almost) faster than me, he has been skipping his afternoon naps to run with mom in the park, and even more alarmingly, he has taken to snuggling with almost complete strangers and not even threatening to cut them. He’s lost his edge guys and I didn’t see it coming.
I’ve been putting in so many hours at camp lately that I’ve lost touch with Tank and just knew he was hiding something from me. I wanted to believe that he was just secretly dating the Boston down the street or maybe had gotten into Buddhism, but that is not the case.
Yesterday when I was at camp Tank was chewing in my room (he likes to go in there for quiet time) and left some of his stuff under my bed. That’s where I found this:
Guys, its worse than I could have ever imagined. Tank has been Disco Sweat-ing with Richard Simmons. I mean, I just still can’t even believe it. I know he’s been dressing a little more alternatively, even for Tank, but I thought it was just a phase.
I can’t even talk about it. I’m going to have to have an intervention this weekend, this can’t possibly continue.
Wish me luck and stay cool my babies,