Dudes, I hope you all had great weekends. Mine was crazy.
For starters, I went to camp on friday and came home to find that my whole world had been changed. My spacious luxury penthouse was no were to be found, and in its place was this suffocating iron prison.
Now, don’t get me wrong, my new place has a few amenities, but they are few and far between. I’ve had my eye on a sweet futon recently, so this downsize couldn’t have come at a worse time for me. The moms pretended to understand my pain, but they have obviously learned nothing from Flowers for Algernon.
Needless to say, Friday night was a little rough at Casa Bug, but I’m nothing if not a trooper and I soldiered on.
The moms got me some new jammies to make up for putting me in this gerbil cage (an underwhelming gesture if you ask me) and they’re so badass. They’ve got skulls and crossbones, my favorite, and came just in time for my next two weeks of Olympic viewing devotion.
I have lots of updates from watching the games with Tank, but I’ll have to circle back with you tomorrow – I’ve got to catch some z’s so I can be on my A-game at camp tomorrow.
Stay cool my babies,